Thoughts for the evening
Why don't sisters check the back of their legs before they wear short skirts, white leggings or pum pum shorts? Cellulite should not be shared. No really....
Why do people insist on bringing their children to both innappropriate and late night movies? Uh, if you couldn't find a baby sitter, then you needed to stay your ass home. Having kids mean you SACRIFICE some shyt. DAMN...does your three your old need to be with you at the 11pm showing of The Omen?
Why do people with weaves walk around like the hair is real and no one can tell? STOP PLAYING. **note to Beyonce...I love ya Boo, but you ain't foolin anyone in those L'oreal ads okay?
Why do men wait until after you have been laying in bed waiting for them for two hours to come up and start a little something, to creep in at 1am (after watching Sportscenter or playing video games) butt naked and start grabbing your breast and poking you with the package. DAMN NEGRO, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU BUT I AM OFFICIALLY ASLEEP AND I GOTTA WORK AT 6AM. Grab some lotion and handle your business man!
Why do white people always want to hold out wrists and see who is darker after their hour of fake tanning? Uh hello, do you REALLY want to be black?
Why do preachers feel it's okay to accept a Bentley from their congregation when there are still hungry kids, children that can't afford college and sick folks in their congregation? GOD WILL JUDGE ON THE FINAL DAYS.
Why am I mad that I know the words to all of NEE-Yo's songs? I really need Sade or Maxwell to come out with some new Shyt. And soon.
Why am I so sleepy? Goodnight folks.
Why do people insist on bringing their children to both innappropriate and late night movies? Uh, if you couldn't find a baby sitter, then you needed to stay your ass home. Having kids mean you SACRIFICE some shyt. DAMN...does your three your old need to be with you at the 11pm showing of The Omen?
Why do people with weaves walk around like the hair is real and no one can tell? STOP PLAYING. **note to Beyonce...I love ya Boo, but you ain't foolin anyone in those L'oreal ads okay?
Why do men wait until after you have been laying in bed waiting for them for two hours to come up and start a little something, to creep in at 1am (after watching Sportscenter or playing video games) butt naked and start grabbing your breast and poking you with the package. DAMN NEGRO, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU BUT I AM OFFICIALLY ASLEEP AND I GOTTA WORK AT 6AM. Grab some lotion and handle your business man!
Why do white people always want to hold out wrists and see who is darker after their hour of fake tanning? Uh hello, do you REALLY want to be black?
Why do preachers feel it's okay to accept a Bentley from their congregation when there are still hungry kids, children that can't afford college and sick folks in their congregation? GOD WILL JUDGE ON THE FINAL DAYS.
Why am I mad that I know the words to all of NEE-Yo's songs? I really need Sade or Maxwell to come out with some new Shyt. And soon.
Why am I so sleepy? Goodnight folks.
posted by 1969 at
6:47 PM
2 Comments:
This is a good one... ummm, that didn't come out right...that would imply that this is the only good one thus far....and that's not the case....LMAO
Ether way, I went to see the Omen on Saturday...why ummm did they have like 7 kids in there all under 5...da hell?
@BBB: I am honored that you are visiting! Come back soon.
Seriously though, that is a big pet peeve of mine. That's why there is Blockbuster, Tivo, DVR etc....besides, isn't popcorn expensive as hell?
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