We interrupt this Blog ................
Ladies and gentlemen....the time has come to address some of your fashion issues.
Men, what the heck are these?
1969 does NOT endorse Manpris. Pick one a) Shorts or b) Pants.
Ladies, this is not cute....
Now, we don't expect you to all have a six pack. Donuts are far too tempting and you know I can relate. However, we don't need to know all of your problem areas without even knowing your name. MUFFIN TOP is NOT a good look. EVER.
and this?
**sigh** Backfat should NOT be on display. There are so many better shirts to wear. Really. And you can still look good. This woman is not big at all, but she makes herself look bigger by accentuating her problem area.
Gentlemen...
It doesn't look good on Simon Cowell and it doesn't look good on YOU.....male highbeams are soooooo NOT sexy.
and last but not least.....
Is this STILL happening? Come on. Straighten up. We are all tired of it, and it AIN'T cute.
This has been another 1969 Public service announcement (c)
Men, what the heck are these?
1969 does NOT endorse Manpris. Pick one a) Shorts or b) Pants.
Ladies, this is not cute....
Now, we don't expect you to all have a six pack. Donuts are far too tempting and you know I can relate. However, we don't need to know all of your problem areas without even knowing your name. MUFFIN TOP is NOT a good look. EVER.
and this?
**sigh** Backfat should NOT be on display. There are so many better shirts to wear. Really. And you can still look good. This woman is not big at all, but she makes herself look bigger by accentuating her problem area.
Gentlemen...
It doesn't look good on Simon Cowell and it doesn't look good on YOU.....male highbeams are soooooo NOT sexy.
and last but not least.....
Is this STILL happening? Come on. Straighten up. We are all tired of it, and it AIN'T cute.
This has been another 1969 Public service announcement (c)
posted by 1969 at
5:44 AM
18 Comments:
LOL! You forgot short shorts though. They don't look good on 75% of the population (if not more) and no one wants to see camel toe. Eww!
Gecko...this may need to be an ongoing feature....there is so much more to post about. *sigh*
Preach, girl.
girl how could you forget the women that wear shorts when their thighs are constantly starting brush fires??? or the ones that got so much FAT hanging from their inner thigh you don't know WHAT it is????
yes please keep this up.. cause another dude tell me these ain't capris.. they man pants.. I'm gone have to CUSS HIS ASS OUT ROYALLY
"male highbeams "
bwwaaahahahahahaha
I'm gonna laugh now everytime I see them
Thank you...Manpris are unacceptable. Growing up in the 80's and having to wear those John Stockon short shorts your parents bought you made us opt for longer shorts...but Manpris...no.
LMAO you are a comedian yo! LOL!! I'm over here dying laughing but you are dead on with all these.
manpris are disgusting! ew! and so is all the rest of that stuff. wear stuff that fits. that's all i need to say.
Manpris!!! HAHAHA
May we also add Crocs...them rubber shoe shits with the holes in em. Did I ACTUALLY see a grown man rocking them??
And Mom Jeans...as in, the tapered joints with the fully displayed high waist that covers the belly...typically matched with a flowered tunic. lol
Don't let that new day terminology fool you. ... Them there are "Jams" without all of the surfer-boy Hawaiian prints on them. And they are a little more on the snug side as opposed to loose-fitting beach material. But, them are Jams-incarnate.
Not that I am endorsing 'em. *Chuckle*
Girl you are crazy. I love it!
Did Wise say Crocs? Ya'll know I hate Crocs with a passion unless they are on a little girl.
Grown ups should not be wearing rubber shoes unless they are gardening or at the beach.
Haha, I agree 100%! Cosign about the crocs. They're cute...on my kids, but not for me! I alternately call muffin top "splooge". It looks as bad as it sounds. :-P
Oprah calls it "dunlap" cause your waist done lapped over your pants.
Crocs? Surgeons only!
LOL @ dunlap. I've jacked that one, just didn't know who I jacked it from. Thanks Miss O!
LMAO.
I'm done here.
PREACH!!!!
1969... these pics are a mess! Why is it that women with muffin top and/or back fat are notorious for wearing tight, short shirts?! (LOUD, LONG SIGH)
Girl YES!!!
Manpris! LMAO!!! I have not seen a man wear those before....really!
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