Don't ever wonder.
Do people still count and then talk about the number of people they have "been" with? WHY? How is that conversation? Unless the number is zero, does it really matter?
If one more person is in the ladies room ON THEIR DAMN CELLPHONE.....whew, I tell ya.
Who do you need to talk to right at that moment? Nasty azzes.
Does everyone have a "conference room nazi" at their job? You know, the individual that keeps the schedule for the conference room. The one that bangs on the door as soon as your time is up?
What is the purpose of making us wear pantyhose in the summer? It's HOT. Will I do a better job in them? Useless.
Ladies, how come we always love a haircut until about two weeks after we get it? Then we start missing our OLD hair.
Why do sons always want to show you their "parts"? Yes, I know.....it's impressive and so cool....now put it away. LOL
People that hate their jobs with a passion.....that's cool....just don't share that with me as I am about to order your product or eat at your restaurant.
What the heck is Ah B.ay B.ay?
Is this remix of Maxwell and Loose Ends not the smoothest?
If one more person is in the ladies room ON THEIR DAMN CELLPHONE.....whew, I tell ya.
Who do you need to talk to right at that moment? Nasty azzes.
Does everyone have a "conference room nazi" at their job? You know, the individual that keeps the schedule for the conference room. The one that bangs on the door as soon as your time is up?
What is the purpose of making us wear pantyhose in the summer? It's HOT. Will I do a better job in them? Useless.
Ladies, how come we always love a haircut until about two weeks after we get it? Then we start missing our OLD hair.
Why do sons always want to show you their "parts"? Yes, I know.....it's impressive and so cool....now put it away. LOL
People that hate their jobs with a passion.....that's cool....just don't share that with me as I am about to order your product or eat at your restaurant.
What the heck is Ah B.ay B.ay?
Is this remix of Maxwell and Loose Ends not the smoothest?
posted by 1969 at
1:55 PM
11 Comments:
Lol @ your sons showing you their "stuff". At least it is you and not strangers. Heh.
I hate pantyhose. Who decided that women's bare legs were offensive unless incased a fake plasticy skin like substance? WHO? As if bare legs are so indecent. $10 for pantyhose and they usually only last (maybe) 3 wears. Such a rip off.
Cell phones in the bathroom...with all those germs? Uh Uh. I hate even going into a public restroom much less take out my phone so it can get pee pee particles on it. Ew.
I know! @ folks on cell in bathroom
Too funny @ son privates! haha!
I don't even own pantyhose anymore! LOL
Love the song!
k having a cell phone in the bathroom is okay when you run out of toilet paper and you are locked in!..trust me I know!! LMAO!
no conference room nazi but a BREAK nazi..OMG! I love my haircut right before I get it cut..the same day I get it cut I wish I hadn't.*sigh* never satisifed!
Pantyhose...you already know. Hated it.
Boys are proud of their stuff from early on, I see...LOL
Yes @ haircuts. Or the one we love grows out ASAP. The one we hate takes its sweet time growing back.
Ah Ba.y Ba.y? What's that?
Dirty hands and cell phones...ewww!
Don't people realize how close that thing comes to their mouth...
and when you are the conference rm nazi, do you feel just a tad crazy for being that way? you are making me frightened of my impending hair change/cut and i know that i'll want my old hair back but right now i'm so TIRED of my current hair!!!! ay bay bay CRACKS me up. soooooo funny.
I don't think that i have ever asked a man how many women has he been with! hmmmm..
I wonder if any of them would answer truthfully. I wonder how many of them even know!! LOL
I like conference room nazi's, cause they will bust up a long boring overdrawn meeting in a minute. HA!
Pantyhose are a necessary evil, but only a man would inflict that evil on women in the Summer! That's just un-christian like.
Because a haircut is only good for two weeks!
The day I took my son (6 at the time) for a check-up and the DR told him to pee in the cup and return it to the nurse, and his reponse was emphatically "NO! FOR WHAT? WHY WOULD SHE WANT A CUP OF PEE?" I knew that it was Dad only for DR visits from there on. Cause my 6 year old would have fist fought me if i tried to make him pee in a cup and possibly see his THING!
LMAO, it still makes me laugh thinking about that!!
Ah Bay Bay ..huh?
Summer and hose don't mix.
Seriously, the cell phone thingy is one of my top pet peeves. I mean at least 2 people on the bus are on the phone. And I don't want to hear you cuss your man out in the bathroom on the phone.
You got lil flashers already. LOL.
men have to wear pants all year round
I'm a stay-at-home mom now but the conference room nazi at my last job was NUTS. She had to know what was going on and for how long. And, if someone messed around and brought in doughnuts or something she would come in and get some too. I guess she felt entitled to share in the snacks since she allowed us to be in there in the first place.
Pantyhose are a mess!
My 9 month old is in the phase of playing with his parts. He has the nerve to get mad when I'm putting on the new diaper. It's like "no mommy I want to play with it just a little longer" LOL
HI!
I didn't realize you've posted so much in the last month...took me awhile to catch up but loved your "Meet the Mr" series.
You wanna know what A Bay Bay is...
http://cakeandice-cream.blogspot.com/2007/06/bay-bay.html
Keeping my promise to educate the masses :-)
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