Mama's back!!!

Now cut all this shyt out!

I was away for a few days only to return, start reading blogs and finding out that ya'll have been acting up big time.

I counted five break ups, a death...correction, a FAKED death (What the fudge?), new templates everywhere and one foray into a gay bar. I mean damn. Can't you people keep it together for a minute?

I am supposed to be playing with the Taliban not engrossed in everyone's craziness.

Now straighten up and get all of your stuff together. I am back, not travelling for a while and I expect all of you to return to some semblance of normalcy.

For real though...who would fake their death? What kind of bad lifetime movie plot is that? Why call , email, talk to and involve all of these people in your sick depravity? For attention that you aren't getting at home? Is it ever that deep?

I posted a while back...here is your reminder...this is the INTERNET...take everything you read with a grain of salt and a margarita, okay? You really only know what you read. It's our faults for being so open.

I'll be on your blogs, checking up on you guys.....have a good weekend.