Too much TV is a bad thing....
Me: Son, you know Christmas is coming right?
Tali: It is?
Me: Yup. Do you know what you want for Christmas?
Tali: YES!!! I want a Tempurpedic.
Me: **crickets** A What?
Tali: A Tempurpedic.
Me: The Mattress?
Tali: Yes! Mom, it's so cool. I can jump on it and my juice won't fall. And you can sleep on one side and I can jump on the other side and you won't wake up.
Me: OH-KAY. Uh, is there anything else you want?
Tali: Um...a big Transformer?
Me: **wipes forehead in relief** okay...that's more like it.
Tali: It is?
Me: Yup. Do you know what you want for Christmas?
Tali: YES!!! I want a Tempurpedic.
Me: **crickets** A What?
Tali: A Tempurpedic.
Me: The Mattress?
Tali: Yes! Mom, it's so cool. I can jump on it and my juice won't fall. And you can sleep on one side and I can jump on the other side and you won't wake up.
Me: OH-KAY. Uh, is there anything else you want?
Tali: Um...a big Transformer?
Me: **wipes forehead in relief** okay...that's more like it.
20 Comments:
Gotta love the babies. LOL
I am CRYING with laughter. A Tempurepedic?! Really, Tali? That's so cute and hilarious!
A Tempurepedic. WOW. HI-LAR-I-OUS! I ADORE your kids! Wutang in da house!
CTFU! Too Funny!!! Whatcha gonna do with those boys?! Lol
As I choke on my hot pocket.. LMAO hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm done. I am so done. **shaking head as he leaves this blog laughing**
it's all that doing homework together
just too smart
ROTFL!! Too funny!!! Haha! :o)
Lil man does have a point!...LOL those beds are fire, make that an order for two! :)
People are looking at me crazy because I am wiping the tears off of my face... LOL!
But I swear those infomercials are effective... I want a Tempurpedic AND a bullet! Ha!
I love the Talis! :D
You better start your search for that mattress now. You don't want to be on a wait list.
LOL. I loves me the Talis!
juice-proof bed it is!!!! lmao!! at least he didn't say wine, right?
hilarious. your kids are so funny.
A Tempurepedic?? Girl! Shut up! LOL Your babies mean business! LOL
ROFLOL! That is too funny! LOL
LMAO! Between this and the Wu Tang incident, the Talis need to be on TV! Can you pleeeeease buy him one? That would be the awesomest Christmas gift EVER!
Amen to the Kim Porter letter! ( I was playing blog catch up tonight!)
And, as for "your" man's new song....I'm still mulling that. I like the vocals more than the production, and after a SIX YEAR hiatus, I need more FIYAH! But I'm sure he's gonna come tight.
He's a revolutionary...Kids everywhere should ask for one to facilitate jumping on beds.
LOLOLOL.
It's true that kids say the darndest things :-)
too too funny!!! ;)
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