Monday, June 11, 2007

Writer's Block *sigh*

So after my last few posts....I need a break from sharing all of my personal information....let the mindless banter commence!

I saw this Macy Gray video for "Finally Made Me.Happy". Answer me this, why would you duet with someone that can sing CIRCLES around your behind? Macy Gray and Natalie Cole? What genius thought that was a good idea? NOT GOOD.

How is it that TJ Maxx can sell a Michael Kors dress that I saw at Macy's for $145 for $39.00. I swear....I am a believer in shopping around cause had I bought that at original price, I would have been HOT. (Uh and I did buy it for $39)

Crusty heels. Ladies and gentlemen....get a pedicure. It's that simple.

The picture of Pari.s crying in the squad car? Priceless.

Why was I (a grown azz woman of 37, almost 38, wife and mother of two) up till 11pm last night watching Fade to Black and rapping all the songs word for word? Hov-A, Hov-A....

Hells Kitchen....the crying, fainting dude needs to go home now!

Tali 2 told his daddy "Cut it out Old Man". ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Tali 1 has his final interview with the school we really want him to go to in the Fall. Wish us luck.

You ever just know that you are destined to be friends with someone from day one?

MEN at the pool or beach with back hair is NOT cute. If we have to wax, so do you. Ole bigfoot, sasquatch looking.......

I am adventurous with trying new things.....I don't get people who just hate things but have never tried them.

I need to hit the beach soon.....

18 Comments:

Blogger Dondasaurus Rex said...

I HATE that song!!! TJ Maxx/Marshalls will do that to you everytime. When I went to Miami I found a dian von furstonburg suitcase for 49.99!! and your never to old for HOV!

6:35 AM  
Blogger BK said...

ROTFLMAO @ Tali 2!!!

Tali 1.. CROSSING FINGERS

yes.. I do feel you on the destined to be friends.. sometimes that VIBE just is there!!!

LMAO @ back hair and pedicures.. whew.. I swear I'm getting another 1 gig memory card to take with me on my trip!!!

12 days and I hit the beaches, the water, every damn thing.. VACATION! :)

6:45 AM  
Blogger BK said...

by the way don't sleep on tj maxx, marshalls, rugged warehouse, etc.. I done got major purchases from them all!! LOL when you getting $150 bathing suits for $5 - $18 oh IT'S ON :)

6:47 AM  
Blogger Gemini Girl aka GG said...

did u say sasquatch..gurl u so crazy!!! I *heart* tjmaxx!

7:10 AM  
Blogger proacTiff said...

Girl, mindless banter makes the most versatile conversation, especially up in the B-land which consist of folks from e'rewhere! "Crusty heels." They tale need that thick lotion/Vaseline and some socks if they just can't quite afford the pedi. I just made Mr. Pro an appointment for his first. I should be shamed that it's taken this damn long.


And grown-azz-married-wit'churren-women are cool chicks at heart. I can relate. *Wink*

"Cut it out old man," that would definitely be some ish I would spout. I have little to no mercy, but got much love... I just don't tolerate 'foolishness' (a La Niecy Nash). *lol*

And, yes, after reading your blog here lately, I love your spirit and can tell I'd hang out with you, Royce and GG and have so much fun it would be insane!

The TJ MAXX thing gets sicker because what they sell us is basically designer/couture out of season stuff. So I 'pity the fool' who will pay full price, but then have to see me sporting it too, wit a lil mo change in my pocket and still fly!

I done wrote a damn blog 'entree' up in your blog. Hell, I been writer's constipated too! *LOL*

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feel you on Hell's Kitchen! it's the only reality show I watch and Chef is the bomb! But Asian fool is nervin' me up.

I've never seen so many people cry in a kitchen! It's just food people!

7:53 AM  
Blogger 1969 said...

Narcie (your new nickname)...That song sucks until Natalie Cole comes in. That's not good when it's MACY's song. LMAO!

BK...Damn you and the beach. I am sooo hatin! And I never buy a full price bathing suit....ever.


GG...me and you and TJ...anytime.

Pro....you know Tali 2 is like a 40 year old trapped in a toddler's body :)

And yes, we would hang and wreak havoc everywhere we went!

Sojourner...I mean really. They were crying, snot flying....that fool took 20 minutes to debone a cooked fish....I was speechless. Has he cooked ANYTHING since he's been there????

8:01 AM  
Blogger onefromphilly said...

BCBG Max Azaria(BCBG)= Max Studio(TJ Max)= big $$ difference, took me a minute to get hip to that one.

Good luck with Tali 1. Me and my girls been through the process with just about every private school in town. If you can hint as to what school, I'll let you know if I have any insight, or if my kid has been there!

I saw a siter with some bad-azz shoes this AM...and she had crusty heels...I got mad!

8:09 AM  
Blogger Erica Bunker said...

Kids say the darndest things! LOL

TJ Maxx/Marshalls is the ish!

If you can't afford the pedi, invest in a pumice stone and some Vaseline!

Sasquatch?! ROTFLMAO!

8:16 AM  
Blogger Amadeo said...

You just made me think of a co-worker who insists on giving me the details of the Micheal Kors outfits she finds at the (Max as we call it). I told her I have no real interest in womens clothes...She doesn't believe me.

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of disrespectful kids you raising up there?!?!?! *Can't front though, that sh*t was funny*

I watched the whole Fade to Black on Sunday like I was up in the Garden that night. Even made me break out Reasonable Doubt.

Good luck Tali #1.

10:05 AM  
Blogger A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

they got michael kors at tj maxx? girl i might have to check them out!!

10:31 AM  
Blogger Little Brown Girl said...

I just bought Fade 2 Black...yo that shyt is like sitting in the Garden at showtime. You cant help but get out your seat and bounce with it!!! When Encore comes on I tear up EVERYTIME!

11:39 AM  
Blogger BZ said...

We are somehow cut from the same cloth.

I thought the same thing about that stupid-a$$ Macy video.

I won't even touch on crusty heels.

LMMFAO @ "Cut it out old man." AHAHAHA Wish I was there to see that.

Good luck to Tali 1!!!!!

I can't stand people who are stubborn about stupid stuff --like not trying something they've never had before, claiming they don't like it. That is so annoying! Broaden your horizons, b*tches!

12:46 PM  
Blogger Dare2B said...

What happened to the other post? I read it earlier and was going to comment!! I like the mindless banter post, but I like the relationship ones too. It is nice to read stories that keep it real but also show that Black love is still possible

btw...LOL @ the ashy heels. I always say that everything from Black culture has been appropriated except our pinchent for lotion=) and if you were talking about Black folks...well their Black card needs to be SNATCHED UP!

1:07 PM  
Blogger Ms. Lee said...

I saw Fade to Black in the movies, pumping my fist in the air! LMAO. (Refused to throw up the Roc though. I'm grown. At least in public!LOL)

Cut it out old man! LMAO. Where do they get this stuff?

Destined to be friends? Yes! *waving* Hey Girl!

I don't hate when people say they're not trying something new. I hate when they don't have a logical reason as to why they are not.

Good luck w/ T1 and his school!

1:21 PM  
Blogger Jameil said...

hairy, hairy men are so disgusting. summertime is the jam!!! and gentlemen! thank you!! maaaan if i see one more crusty foot. i need a beach in my life, too. the weekend of august 5th. can't wait.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Virtuous said...

Luck! @ school for T1

Yes! @ just know you were destined to be someone's friend

I understand about the personal info break. I was pleasantly surprised you shared so many stories!

8:20 AM  

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