Another Hotel Adventure-

So one day, 1969 was working the weekend shift. Ra.ge against the Machine and The Wu Ta.ng Clan were performing together on tour and both acts were staying at our upscale hotel.

That night, I get a call on the radio about "damage and groupies". I get up to the Wu's floor and there is a line outside of the suite with a whole slew of underaged girls. All ethnicities, dressed in hoochie attire. These heffas looked like somebody's 12 year old daughter playing dress-up. As I start walking down the hallway....the suite door opens, a cloud of smoke comes out (I swear) and out comes one of the Wu's (name withheld to protect the guilty) who is naked and holding a towel around his waist...

He shouts out into the hall..."If you ain't here to f*ck then GO the F*ck home" and takes one of the girls and walks back into the room.

OKAY....

So I come down the hall while calling security on the radio. I let all of these young ladies know that unless they can produce an ID with their age, they will be escorted off the premises. Most of them had no ID, so we rounded them up and walked them out. I wished I could have called some mommas. Little Becky and Uniqua needed an azz whoopin.

So as I am chasing these girls out....I get a 911 alert on my radio and rush up to the other suite. The other group had thrown a chair out of the window into the courtyard. Are you fr.eakin kidding me?

Needless to say....the next morning when they left and housekeeping got into those rooms we almost had a revolt. All I remember is one of the latina houskeepers telling me "Mami. You no pay me enuf money to clean dat nasty sh*t okay? You look at it. I not a dog. No Perro aqui, okay?"

**sigh**